Anyway my birthday was yesterday and it was fucking delicious!! All through the month my mom kept telling me that she was going to surprise me on my birthday(....not in that way, you sick sonofabitch!); i thought it was car or something like that. But it was better than i expected...wanna know what it is? wanna know what it is?! WANNA KNOW WHAT IT IS!?!?!............IT WAS FUCKING LADY GAGA; SHE WAS FUCKING FABULOUS; I WANT HER BUBBLE OUTFIT!!!......i screamed when found out....
But i got other shiz too, like earrings and harvest cake from my brother's girlfriend(nice of her, i give her thumbs up), brian got me Trueblood season 1 on DVD(MY GOD HE HAS A HEART!!!), clothes, and sapphire necklace that was the size of a god damn little toe-nail(....wow thanks for spoiling me dad; shit the least you can do is spoil your first born princess more than those fuckers that basically just ruined our relationship. i mean, $426, seriously!? you spoil those hand-jobs with shit more expensive than THAT!!!......damn!)
I apologize for that, i had to let that out somehow. Either than that, it was a good birthday for me and i wanna thank those that wished me a happy birthday, Lady Gaga, and the non-homophobs!!










It's September 28th which means it's your special day. Hoping you have a fantastic birthday, get some nice gifts and generally get to enjoy it lots.
All the best and much love from the birthdays team to you
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